Q: Which dinosaur slept all day ?
A: The dino-snore!
Q: What do you call a fossil that doesn't ever want to work?
A: Lazy bones!
A: Lazy bones!
Q: Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?
A: Because they can't afford new ones!
A: Because they can't afford new ones!
Q: What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ?
A: Long distance!
A: Long distance!
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?
A: DINOMITE!
A: DINOMITE!
Did you know: Dinosaur's were one of the longest creatures that ever lived! They were alive millions of years ago, and lasted tons of centenary's! Although, many think of the Rex as one of the only dinosaur's, there were tons of more! The most unique dinosaur was the Ornithomimus! That was known the fastest dinosaur ever!
Hope you enjoyed my new Daily Dino Joke & Fact Day! Next week, this same day and time, will be another one! See you all later and don't forget for the Protectosaur Meeting today (via Tuesday)
~Pippydog
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